i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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