Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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