yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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