2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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