Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I think my fart just growled at me.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think people are normalizing furries
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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