3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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