Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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