i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
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Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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