"it" just moved
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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