She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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