We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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