i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We're too hungover to prance.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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