I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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