It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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