was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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