saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
No subtext here. People are naked.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
