Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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