I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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