How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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