On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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