Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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