i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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