But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
where are my eyebrows?
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