that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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