I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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