OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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