Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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