Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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