im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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