I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
now i know why i became what i already was.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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