the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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