I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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