Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I checked into jail on foursquare
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your cock deserves a montage
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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