Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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