Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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