What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
As shirtless as possible
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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