I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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