Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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