i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i dont even know how to be here
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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