the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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