are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
