Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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