She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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