matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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