I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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