Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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