I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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