Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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