walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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