are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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