sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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