New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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