420 ftw
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dick very happy bro
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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