I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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