Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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