Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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